Welcome to LizziesCBD.com, the most self-deprecating CBD site out there because, let's face it, everyone needs to take themselves a bit less seriously.

Budtender? I mean... come on. That word is just a funny portmanteau. Do we REALLY need to take ourselves *that* seriously.

(Then again a good budtender is like a sommelier, and they're a thing with a funny name all their own, too.)

In any event, Lizzie here, chief CBD enthusiast here and your guide in the quirky, amazing, eye-opening world of CBD (and CBG).

My mission: to put a smile on your face while acting as a sherpa on your self-discovery journey with CBD.

In case it needs to be said: I'm a believer in the power of CBD. Also I don't take myself too seriously—life's too short for that!

The products you'll see featured on the site are a bit like my jokes: carefully selected, wonderfully enjoyable, and always leaving you wanting more.



Behind the self-deprecating humor and cheesy jokes, science is our REAL backbone.

Yes, humor and love are at heart but making CBD more accessible is the real goal.

Every product has a story, and trust me, some are hilarious—like the time we... well, you'll have to read the newsletter.

Speaking of which, until we launch our magazine this summer on what we believe to be the best digital magazine platform out there, the newsletter is the best way to go.

We're probably the only CBD site where you'll find equal parts of expert advice and dad jokes.

Our team's passion for CBD is only matched by our love for our fellow meat sacks: we're practically stand-up pharmacists!

We don't just talk CBD; we talk joy, wrapped in the goodness of nature's best.

Sustainability is our jam, and we do it with a grin – saving the planet, one hemp plant at a time.

Join us on this wacky journey of wellness and wit – it's going to be a fun ride!

Yes, we're serious about CBD but not about life, so let's enjoy the ride together!

Thanks for stopping by – stay for the CBD, come back for the jokes!