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The South, a place known for its strong cannabis culture, has produced some of the most flavorful infused edibles around. (The most famous example is the South Carolina peach, which has become a staple in almost every dispensary on the West Coast.) While we’re big fans of classic weed-infused treats like brownies, cookies, and Rice Krispy treats, we also love to discover new strains and products that are turning heads in this up-and-coming market.This is my favorite of my recent reviews and I had a lot of fun writing it. Here is my review of the Dope Uber Soufeast Ratel cakes. I didn’t think I needed to explain all the sensitive issues surrounding the name of this edible, so what? In hindsight, I may have gone a little too far with the Blorknocks in this game, I would have had the paranthetic Gotcha! at the end. For your information: Yes, the story about the police and Valley Ave (tyvm) is absolutely true. Another fantasy story from the era of Prohibition, which hopefully the next generation won’t have to endure. Don’t worry, my friends, I have many more strange stories to tell about what isn’t such a busy path after all. Sorry for the cliché, but I’m doing all these comments at once, and I have an irritated pre-holiday brain that makes it hard to focus. Take me to the ocean, the sun and Katy Perry’s girls. One final comment, GT. God, that’s it. Ladies and gentlemen lumberjacks, silly boys (ouch!), tonight I’m pleased to introduce you to one of Washington’s most revved up brands, a prominent voice in Washington’s cannabis community that’s almost as entertaining as YT (but much more popular. I tend to piss people off, can you imagine?), and generally awesome people – Dope Uber. You were present at the very first marijuana event your Lordship attended, albeit in a different capacity, and you have been a constant and positive presence throughout the short and chaotic history of Initiative 71. We’re lucky to have them, and now that their flagship product, the Soufeast Ratchet Cake, is available both as a delivery service and in a pop-up, it’s time for my dearest friends around the world to get to know them. That’s you, Snookums! I brought you some Eskimo kisses… Okay, too far. Yes. It’s my fault. Completely misjudged. VISITING DOPING-UBER! Sufi ratchet cake. My baby. Oh, my God. I promise I’m not making this up. I explain humor to an audience unfamiliar with the city. Southeast is a historically black and poor neighborhood in D.C. Not long ago, there was a lot of crack and violence. It was similar to what happens in Baltimore now, but maybe with less heroin. A funny story: In those days, there was a route you could take to buy a bag of nickels or dimes from your car, but it was considered dangerous for white kids, even those wearing camouflage jackets and T-shirts, because of the Temple Hills Bridge. I convinced my friends to go anyway because my dad needs his medicine, but we missed the exit and after we stopped the car, we were arrested on suspicion of being in the area. After the cops realized we hadn’t had time to buy anything yet, we were told a delightful anecdote about how a similar group of young people had gotten high just like us, been robbed, and all – ALL – had been forced to perform oral sex on the supposedly armed and intimidated black dealer(s) to whom they had had the misfortune to ask for marijuana. So we went home to buy knee pads and came back. Halle! Just kidding. See? I told you this story was funny. Reppin Ratchet Jeezus. Yeah, that’s his name, I didn’t make it up! And the rise in power is… Well, we’re not ashamed of hookers at GTHQ – quite the opposite, in fact (ladies) – and we don’t support them, so I won’t link to Urban Dictionary. It is a term for something bad, of low quality or ugly, often used in connection with a woman. Sigh. Do I have to explain all this? Remind me to tell Dope Uber how scary the tightrope act they asked me to do is. I don’t want to be tweeted at! Somehow. You buy their cute products – like the t-shirt or lunchbox below – and you get Ratchet cakes. Hint! Do you realize that this limited transfer of this unique period in history may one day be worth something to a collector? Even if our society doesn’t survive the Illuminati’s secret slime injections and chemtrails, the lunch box will certainly last long enough for Antique Robot Roadshow’s elderly expert to determine that it is, more or less, worth a million bucks. You also get a Sufi advice cake! I have two. The standard SRC is a granola bar like Fruit Loops….. uh,lumps…. And weighs 100 mg, plus or minus a blork (I’m not going to get tired of that joke, people). Your lordship also received a special limited edition chocolate bar that contains about 50 mg, plus or (you can mentally insert the rest. She said it. Ha! Jinx!) The secret ingredient is love. Love and distillation. So I got tired of both and sat down to watch Guardians of the Galaxy 2 on Netflix. I don’t go to the movies often because I don’t like paying $70 for a movie, popcorn and the possibility of becoming a vegetable duck for the next inappropriate jerk with a grudge and a consort, and I tend to be paranoid about extras anyway. But at home, without getting off the couch, I can enjoy Ratchet cakes in a calm and good mood, easily laugh at Marvel’s alien villains, and not pay special attention to anything for an hour or so after the game starts. Of course, after 150mg of cannabis, the gentleman is still a good sleeper, and this dosage is perfect for waking up well rested. A lot more, and I’m usually zombie dead the next day. I definitely recommend you try Dope Uber’s sulfur rat cake.